The Future is Here... The Future is Word-O-Vision™!
What is Word-O-Vision™ you ask? Word-O-Vision™ is an exciting new technology which allows the transmission of a movie wirelessly via printed text directly to your brain. No special equipment is required to bring your favorite films to life inside your mind. All you need is a book or electronic device used to display text. No longer must you hassle with complicated audio/video equipment such as a television, Laserdisc player, video cassette player, Hi-Fi audio receiver, or speakers. Not to mention the endless mess of wires! All you need... are words!
Not only does Word-O-Vision™ transmit video and audio, but many more senses like touch, taste, and smell. Even better, it allows you to even read the minds of characters! Word-O-Vision™ is only limited by the capacity of your imagination! Ever experienced a power loss at your house? You probably just sat in your recliner staring at the gray television tube in the dim candlelight hating yourself for your failure as a human being because you didn't buy a generator which would have allowed you to watch the video cassette you rented that night and have to take back in the morning. If only you had a way to enjoy your movie without the need for power. Well, if you were using Word-O-Vision™ in conjunction with a printed book and holding a candle up close to said book, you'd be set! Or another alternative would be using a battery-powered electronic reader to receive words.
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Want to take your movies on the road? Good luck fitting your television in the car! You're also going to need to bring the video player and a very, very big inverter to power it all. But with Word-O-Vision™, your movies fit in the palm of your hand! Enjoy endless hours of entertainment wherever you go! That is the power of Word-O-Vision™! Ready to experience this breakthrough technology for yourself? Look for the "Presented in Word-O-Vision™" logo on your next movie purchase and know that you'll be able to absorb it in the newest, most innovative way possible. One such title available in Word-O-Vision™ is "Eternal Midnight at the Video Store" from Corey Daggett.
Word-O-Vision™... the Future is NOW!
Word-O-Vision™... the Future is NOW!